I tricked my girlfriend into eating this dog ice cream I got from the petstore…Should I tell her about this?
November 16, 2010 § Leave a comment
Z: Maybe. It depends on how she reacted. If it was a one time deal then it probably isn’t worth the bitch slap coming your way. I mean, dog ice cream doesn’t have any sugar. All girls will notice when their ice cream isn’t sweet. Fact. She probably knew exactly what she was getting into and fell on your doggy dairy grenade so she can poop in your shoe Gilbert Arenas-style and show you what an idiot you are. At least that’s what I would do.
However, if she liked it, slow your roll. Like if she just crushed bowl after bowl and said, “Damn honey, this dog ice cream is delicious!” then you’re probably in the clear. You also found a keeper. Congrats.
L: There is no way you have a girlfriend. Next question please.
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