How do I cook a steak?

November 13, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: I feel like this is a trap. There’s no way you’re serious about this question. I’m not Betty Crocker or that asshole with the bleached hair. This is a sexual question, regardless of context. Therefore, I recommend that you cup the balls. It’s a win-win situation. You may go hungry, but at least you’ll know what to do when it’s crunchtime on a Friday night. I love you, and good luck.

L: The best advice my middle school nurse ever gave me was “don’t forget to tickle the taint.”  And god bless her, I never have. Not sure what this has to do with steak, but my intuition says this is the answer you were looking for.

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