ive been having boy problems lately. apparently i need to play harder to get, but i would also still like to get some. how can i do this with out dating too many guys at one time?

November 11, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: There are different levels of ‘hard to get’. We don’t pull pig tails anymore, and threatening not to invite us to your birthday party probably won’t work either. Now that you’re a big girl, it’s time to break out the big guns. Have sex with each and every guy you date. Eventually you’ll develop a reputation as a sloot, making you irresistible to all guys (and some girls). They’ll want in on the action BUT they’ll also have some grandiose dreams about taming the beast in you. Don’t let that happen. You’re a free roaming wild stallion, mounting anything that presents itself as you saunter majestically into the setting sun. Isn’t it liberating? Now get out there and break some hearts.

P.S. You’re only dating too many guys if you’ve physically run out of room for all of them at once. I think you know what I mean.

L: If you don’t know what Zach means…ratio of men to orifices. That is the general rule of thumb for girls like you looking to restrain their wicked ways. You can find it written in that best-selling murder mystery, The Bible.

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