Who is this Jesus Christ guy I keep hearing about? All my life people have been saying jesus christ this and jesus christ that… i just don’t get it!! Signed Woefully Confused

November 5, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: I’m not gonna lie. This question was submitted nearly a month ago, but we’ve been afraid to answer it. Neither of us can think of a way to respond that won’t offend everyone. I’m not exactly a theologian; I can remember two of the five times I’ve been told I’ve been to church. People who are serious about their religion don’t like it to be messed with, and I want to do my best to respond without stepping on anyone’s toes. Therefore, I will make a list of people who are definitely not Jesus Christ.

1. Ronald McDonald
2. Bono
3. Dr. Phil
4. The voice in your head telling you to click this link to EXTREME FETISH PORN
5. Peyton Manning
6. Steve Irwin
7. Gandhi (I don’t think it works like that)
8. College Park local celebrities Dr. Z and Cluck-U Pac

Is this list even close to comprehensive? Almost, actually. I think I did a pretty good job.

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