I need career advice.

November 3, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: Times are tough. The key to putting your career back together is nailing the interview. If you’re interviewing with a guy, your ticket to gainful employment is pretty simple. Two words: nip slip. Just a peek, just for an instant. Did he see that, or did he just imagine it? He won’t know for sure, but he’ll want more. Welcome to the fast track to management at Hooters.

P.S. Don’t think that this advice doesn’t apply to you if you’re a guy. Show off your man nips too. You never know. Might as well play the odds.

L: I am reading between the lines here and guessing you are an exotic dancer (stripper). My advice would be:

1. get waxed more often
2. lose 10 more pounds
3. don’t limit yourself to just the pole, sell your body too
4. use Mederma on the reg…I know babies are the miracle of life, but hun, stretch marks are not making miracles happen for you.

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