is it better to be a teen mom (think Amber), and octomom, or a sister wife?
October 21, 2010 § Leave a comment
L: I personally love the idea of a sister wife. These women know what they are doing. First of all, they marry into a full time childcare situation. Second, when one wife isn’t “in the mood” they have another wife take care of business. Third you don’t even have to be attractive to be a sister wife, its a free market economy.
Octomom…well her whisker biscuit needs to organize a union strike or sit-in or burn some bras or in this case, eggs, if you ask me.
So Sister Wives wins this mud wrestling match. Mainly because they could tag team with each other.
Z: Wait so it’s being a sister wife vs. Amber AND Octomom? Like combined? How is this even a fair fight? I can either be another notch on the harem totem pole, or I can be an abrasive, abusive teenage mother with luscious lips and the ripest baby maker on the face of the earth. That combination is like the ultimate human venus fly trap. The gift that keeps on giving.
Teen Mom/Octomom combination hands down.
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