so I’m kind of seeing this chick. She’s very respectable and is not into having sex with just anyone. Now I’m totally cool with that. But the other day we were going to go to the pool. She had to buy a swimsuit and didn’t want to look “slutty” so she buys this basically one-piece swimsuit. Now is it just me or is calling 80 million women slutty for wearing a 2 piece swimsuit just too much?!?!

October 20, 2010 § Leave a comment

L: Short and simple. Yes it is too much. But at the same rate, who isn’t a slut these days?The ubiquity of slut and slutty in our day to day speech is hard to ignore. Calling someone a slut or declaring someone slutty is like making coffee in the morning – you do it every day and you don’t even think about it anymore. This in my opinion is a shame. The sting of slut is gone, and we have to resort saying things like ‘her vagina is like a community college, they accept everyone and only gets half the job done.’ Which in all seriousness is clever, but my point is that slut is as worn out as Courtney Love’s twat.

As for this girl…ignorant prude. The worst kind of prude if you ask me.  I suggest the next time you go to the beach and a see a toddler in a 2 piece bathing suit, say, “Look at the trashy ass slut over there, makes me want to throw a turtle neck sweater and bible at her.” If this gets you laid, you’re welcome, but if it takes a turn for the worse, sorry but she wasn’t going to sleep with you either way. So cut your losses and see what the toddler is up to later.

Z: Stop dating nuns if it bothers you so much.

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