Who the fuck are you clowns?
October 19, 2010 § 1 Comment
We are not clowns, nor do we even like clowns. You show us a clown and we’ll show you a child molester. Laura and Zach are two consenting adults who bring compassion and warmth to the voids in people’s hearts the world over. We are the Donny to your Marie, the black leather glove to your OJ Simpson. Except we do fit, and we help you lead a more fulfilling life. While we may lack what some would call “any qualifications whatsoever,” living life is the best way to gain wisdom, and we live the shit out of it.
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