I just walked in on my dad masturbating…to gay porn. My parents have been married for 25 years. What do I do? Do I tell my mom?

October 18, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: Suck it up and tell no one until you have a midlife crisis and start seeing a therapist. If he’s still giving it to mommy and she’s clueless and into it, it’s your job to keep your mouth shut. For all you know, pops was thinking about the man of his dreams while you were conceived. Thank your lucky (gay porn) stars.

L: As I always say, if you can’t explain them, join them (like DEMONcrats). In this case, you should just join your dad next time. He will probably say “Don’t knock it, ‘til you try it.” As a nurturing father, this is the appropriate response. As for telling your mom about this new hobby, I would advise against it. Moms are the worst when threatened. Ever heard of mother hamsters eating their young…it’s because they tattled on dad. Best case scenario is that you have a blackmail situation, and blackmail is the best source of respect and income in this economy.

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