Two men claim to be in love with me. Both have great personalities and are quite attractive. They want me to choose between them. How do I know which one I should pick?
October 17, 2010 § Leave a comment
Z: When I’m faced with these dilemmas (which is often), I have a checklist of attributes I look for. To make them easier to remember, I use the catchy acronym PENIS. Here’s the breakdown:
Excellence in bed
Nice to look at
Is going to be a good sugar daddy
Sucks on my toes
Depending on the category, I grade on a scale of 1-10 or yes/no. For some (see P and S) I use both the 1-10 and yes/no grading rubrics. Hope this helps.
L: this problem really pulls on the heart strings. because i can’t get any guys to like me without tricking them, much less two at the same time, i don’t have much to offer. zach on the other hand has more experience with this problem. i would suggest picking the guy without stds and male pattern baldness, but i wouldn’t stop sleeping with either of them.
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