what will happen if i stop taking my birth control…i cant find any info on the label

October 14, 2010 § Leave a comment

Z: I can’t decide if I should make fun of you or feel deeply concerned. Birth control controls birth. When you stop taking it, it stops controlling birth. Based on this question, it sounds like you’re between the age of 14 and 16. If that’s the case, check your ‘birth control’ again. Is it actually a bottle of Advil? That could explain why you can’t find anything about birth on it. This is what happens when you ask your 9th grade boyfriend to get you birth control. Say hi to little Johnny for me in 7 months.

L: you will most likely start growing massive amounts of body hair, which depending on your preference, could be a good thing.  it is also common to have an immaculate conception after going off birth control.  Just ask Mother M. you will also be more prone to reading disabilities, blindness, attention from catholics, and workplace harrassment. good luck.

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