Dr. Laura, Medicine Woman

October 14, 2010 § Leave a comment

How many breakouts before I know that I definitely have herpes?

L: I asked a panel of doctors about this problem for you. They say a good way to figure out if you have herpes is to have sex with lots of virgins, and if 75% of them get herpes, you have it.

Z: There’s a simple equation for this

(Hoes fa sho – lovely ladies) x ( times you got it in / times you told your friends you got it in) = your magic herpes number

You’ll notice that this is almost exactly the same way you calculate your sleep number

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