Dr. Laura, Medicine Woman
October 14, 2010 § Leave a comment
How many breakouts before I know that I definitely have herpes?
L: I asked a panel of doctors about this problem for you. They say a good way to figure out if you have herpes is to have sex with lots of virgins, and if 75% of them get herpes, you have it.
Z: There’s a simple equation for this
(Hoes fa sho – lovely ladies) x ( times you got it in / times you told your friends you got it in) = your magic herpes number
You’ll notice that this is almost exactly the same way you calculate your sleep number
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